Pande-monium in Chiang Mai – Dad not up for Boom Boom with Linhui while Man in Costume Tests Road Conditions for Linping

 | Thu 26 Sep 2013 12:14 ICT

CityNews – On 25th September Chiang Mai Zoo vets announced that Linhui, Linping’s mother, will likely be artificially inseminated after her companion Chuangchuang refused to mate for the umpteenth time.

Man in panda costume ready for airport run

This is not the first time the Chiang Mai pandas have turned their backs on sex. In the past panda porn was used to turn the pandas on to sexual communion, but married couple Chuangchuang and Linhui have made little use of their conjugal cage over the years.

Since 16th September Linhui has showed signs of her estrus cycle. The zoo reported that the panda’s vagina has reddened while signs of estrogen secretion have also been noted. In order to attract a mate the female panda could be heard making high-pitched moaning sounds while simultaneously rubbing her vagina with leaves, but not for the first time Chuangchuang rebuffed her advances.

The vets at the zoo estimate that the ideal time to mate will be 27th – 30th October, which is around the same time as Linping returns to China.

The vet expressed that they would like Linhui and Chuangchuang to mate in the natural way, but it seems they are just not interested. The zoo has stated that artificial insemination might be the only way to impregnate the spurned female panda.

Other panda matters are also of concern, notably Linping’s smooth transition to China. Chiang Mai Zoo has lately been doing Linping ‘practice runs’, whereby a human in a Linping costume sits in an air-conditioned panda cage and is taken in a van from Chiang Mai Zoo to the airport in order to calculate the time, the vibrations and bumps, and study road conditions.


 

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