Nutters & Gems File
For many years Citylife has kept a Nutters & Gems file, where we keep our most treasured insults, accusations and compliments. Here is my favourite from 2001:
Dear…., [Ed. This email was sent to most of our clients as well as to us]
Did you know CHIANG MAI NEWSLETTER [Ed. We changed our name from the Chiang Mai Newsletter to Citylife in 2002] is INVOLVED In CRIMES AGAINST a FOREIGN ACADEMIC WITH COLLABORATION of BANGKOK POST and MUNICIPALITY of CHIANG MAI?
YES, THEY WORK Together to Damage Reputation of a schola of CHIANG MAI UNIVERSITY. CHIANG MAI NEWSLETTER is The ONLY PUBLICATION that once published a letter without a name to create CHARACTER ASSASSINATION against another Person. Any One Who is Willing To DAMAGE REPUTATION of Another Foreign EXPATRIATE BY OFFERING HIS HELP To THAI GOVERNMENT and BRITISH ELEMENTS in BANGKOK POST Does Not DESERVE To Be EARNING UINCOME from RESIDENTS Of CHIANG MAI @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@ The Publisher Reportedly is Involved in SEX TOURISM WALKS IN COFFEE BOY AT LATE HOURS VISITS RUSSIAN PROSTITUTES For SHARES in BANGKOK Is A KNOWN MEMBER of NATIONAL FRONT in UK and PROMOTES SEX TOURISTS in PHILIPPINES.
[Ed. sic, sic, sick?]
Driving past the moat in early April I just about crashed into a weaving Honda Dream when I saw this sight by Hua Rin moat corner. Surely these images will inspire a few of you to think up some great captions. The winner of the best caption, as well as the photo selected for next month’s caption competition, will win 500 baht sent your caption to [email protected].